Our Last Christmas Together by Matt Mikalatos

We drove along a road beside the lake that seemed to get narrower and narrower. If you believe in Christmas things, you’ll know the joy that Christmas brings.”

“To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall! Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”.

But if you get a poinsettia and the poinsettia dies, don’t flush it, all right? Bad mistake.”

“Folks, if you happen to get a goldfish for Christmas and the goldfish dies, you can flush it.

Ryder… I will just put on my slippers before we settle this little matter of yours… You want to know what became of those geese?”

“The fire looks very seasonable in this weather.

Saw a chimney, my whole brain just went “What the hell!””

“Christmas, Christmas time is near, Time for toys and time for cheer, We’ve been good, but we can’t last, Hurry Christmas, hurry fast.”.

“All I want is what I have coming to me.

This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here.” Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.

“Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving.

“Scotch pine delicious! But Douglas fir give me heartburn! (Burps) Excuse me!”.

“Santie Claus, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?”.“Well, I hate to disagree with you, but not only IS there such a person, here I am to prove it.”.“If you so much as lay a finger on the brim, I will never bring you another Christmas present as long as you live.”.“Well, sir, someday, I’d like to be a… a dentist.”.“Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!”.

“Beaming faces everywhere, happiness is in the air, I’m telling you, it isn’t fair! I hate Christmas!”.

They’re not green-they’re just nasty faded browns and greys.”

“I’m cute! I’m cute! She said I’m cute!”.

Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel’s just got his wings.”

“ You know, fruit cake has the same properties as wood, including taste.

“You may tear apart the baby’s rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart.”.

“And they’re hanging their stockings… Tomorrow is Christmas! It’s practically here!”.

Can you identify who said each quote, and in what classic Christmas song, story, or show? (answers are now posted in the comment section)

Our Last Christmas Together by Matt Mikalatos